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RNLarry
12th December 2010, 04:39 PM
#1 does Steve Metalman ever sleep?
#2 Does he cough up hair balls?
#3 has he been neutered?
#4 is he afraid of rocking chairs?
#5 can he be bribed with catnip?
#6 does he shed alot?
#7 has he ever not posted on a thread?
#8 does he have any canine friends?
#9 Has he really played darts?
# 10 and last but not least if he does play darts does he use his tail to balance at the oche which gives him an unfair advantage?

Inquiring minds want to know:p

viking
12th December 2010, 05:02 PM
#1 does Steve Metalman ever sleep? I think he takes the odd cat nap
#2 Does he cough up hair balls? Why do you think the new forum was delayed, the server was clogged with hair balls
#3 has he been neutered? It would explain why he spends so much time on here and not DOING something else :D
#4 is he afraid of rocking chairs? We'll see at the forum knockout :D
#5 can he be bribed with catnip? Ask carling in a few weeks
#6 does he shed alot? See answer 2
#7 has he ever not posted on a thread? 1 surprisingly it was about neutering animals (strange)

Giraffe
12th December 2010, 08:41 PM
number 9 , I dont think he does play cause he's on here too much!

F4tboy
12th December 2010, 09:51 PM
#8 I think he likes The Big Dogg on this forum.

If Scattergun was still about Im sure he would like dog as well.

Steve Metalman
12th December 2010, 10:11 PM
Yeah, I like Big Dogg, top bloke :cool:

Stran
14th December 2010, 04:19 PM
#1 does Steve Metalman ever sleep? only on a wedndesday night
#2 Does he cough up hair balls?in his sleep for sure
#3 has he been neutered?do you want to like his balls ?
#4 is he afraid of rocking chairs?only ones that dont rock
#5 can he be bribed with catnip?several :D
#6 does he shed alot?hes more into bridges
#7 has he ever not posted on a thread?doubt it
#8 does he have any canine friends?Snoopy
#9 Has he really played darts?he has no arms
# 10 and last but not least if he does play darts does he use his tail to balance at the oche which gives him an unfair advantage?his tail no longer exists


The real question is am i bored at work ? ........ YES

the lipstick assasin
14th December 2010, 05:57 PM
#8 I think he likes The Big Dogg on this forum.

If Scattergun was still about Im sure he would like dog as well.i hope scatter gun and dog return soon:D

Steve Metalman
14th December 2010, 07:14 PM
#1 does Steve Metalman ever sleep? only on a wedndesday night
#2 Does he cough up hair balls?in his sleep for sure
#3 has he been neutered?do you want to like his balls ?
#4 is he afraid of rocking chairs?only ones that dont rock
#5 can he be bribed with catnip?several :D
#6 does he shed alot?hes more into bridges
#7 has he ever not posted on a thread?doubt it
#8 does he have any canine friends?Snoopy
#9 Has he really played darts?he has no arms
# 10 and last but not least if he does play darts does he use his tail to balance at the oche which gives him an unfair advantage?his tail no longer exists


The real question is am i bored at work ? ........ YES

Oh you know me so well.
3; I'm not neutered, thankfully
10; I've still got my tail, and its beautiful :D

Term`
15th December 2010, 02:17 PM
as long as he dunt sh!t on my lawn I dont mind,

Steve Metalman
15th December 2010, 02:26 PM
as long as he dunt sh!t on my lawn I dont mind,
You're alright, I prefer flower beds :cheekyodf: :biggrinodf:

Term`
15th December 2010, 02:27 PM
so it was you, I knew it !!!! so neatly coiled I knew it could only be the work of a darts playing feline,

Steve Metalman
15th December 2010, 03:10 PM
What can I say?.... Nice grouping!!?? lol

RNLarry
15th December 2010, 03:23 PM
Hey he hasn't answered about using the tail for balance which is an unfair advantage and turning out the lights when in competition is definitey a no , no as he can see much better in the dark!!! no wonder he wins so much lol

dartnut
15th December 2010, 03:25 PM
a tail is only a problem; you can step on it while he's playing...

RNLarry
15th December 2010, 03:31 PM
Thinking about getting those night vison things and bringing my dog, that should throw this feline off his game heheheh ahhh stepping on the tail hmmmm let me write that down.

Steve Metalman
16th December 2010, 03:16 AM
Hey hold on, its me thats at disadvantage.

For a start tails such as my beautiful appendage tell my opponent what mood I'm in,
and playing in bright lights, well for a night creature is very difficult.
And lets face it Unicorn are great, but they dont make darts for cats paws.
Even dartscorner don't sell shirts that fit the athletic figure of the feline shape.

Obstacles I've had to overcome to put me at the top of my class.
Advantages indeed.. pfft :cheekyodf::biggrinodf: