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dreambhoy
17th January 2012, 01:45 PM
1. Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
2. Car impounded 27 times
3. £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
4. Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
5. Threw tomatos at some Serie A manager
6. Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
7. Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week
8. Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say “Balotelli will see you now.”
9. Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix
10. Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
11. After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”
12. Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
13. Was stopped by police driving round Hulme in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I'm rich”
14. Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire with fireworks
15. Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney
16. Turned the landscaped back garden of his rented mansion in to a quad bike race track
17. Dressed up as santa and drove around manchester handing out money
18. Walked into nandos and bought everybodies meal
19. Walked into a pub in glasgow and said "drinks are on me"
20. Paid for everyones fuel at a service station


:coolodf::biggrinodf::winkodf::cheekyodf::confused odf:

dannyd180
17th January 2012, 01:58 PM
Wish I still lived in Manchester!

I know its not the same but heard that Elvis Presley used to do similar stuff. Apparently he used to visit the same cafe everyday and used to tip the waitress $50, one day he hadn't left a tip but left his car keys on the table, when she followed him outside to give him his keys, he told her the car (Cadillac) was hers. Apparently another time he was in a car showroom looking at new cars and there was some guy looking through the window admiring the cars inside, so Elvis bought the guy and his wife a new car each and put their son through college!

Nato
17th January 2012, 10:28 PM
1. Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
2. Car impounded 27 times
3. £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
4. Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
5. Threw tomatos at some Serie A manager
6. Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
7. Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week
8. Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say “Balotelli will see you now.”
9. Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix
10. Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
11. After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been chrysanthemum. Can I say that?”
12. Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
13. Was stopped by police driving round Hulme in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I'm rich”
14. Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire with fireworks
15. Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney
16. Turned the landscaped back garden of his rented mansion in to a quad bike race track
17. Dressed up as santa and drove around manchester handing out money
18. Walked into nandos and bought everybodies meal
19. Walked into a pub in glasgow and said "drinks are on me"
20. Paid for everyones fuel at a service station


:coolodf::biggrinodf::winkodf::cheekyodf::confused odf:
21. Took a bullied truant back to school after encountering him outside the training complex, and promptly sat bully/bullied/teacher down and sorted it out.
22. Went to a pub just before christmas and left a grand behind the bar.
23. Went to Midnight Mass and left 200 pound in the collection pot.
24. Had his £100,000 maseratti painted black (was white)
25. Turned up at a school looking for the toilet, and then walked into the staff room
26. Gets substituted during a pre-season friendly for trying a back heel when clean through on goal
27. http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/886678-mario-balotelli-challenges-man-united-fan-to-punching-match-on-arcade-game

Stran
18th January 2012, 12:45 AM
haha brilliant some of that stuff literally made me laugh out loud

jigg
18th January 2012, 12:57 AM
legend lol

Martin71109
18th January 2012, 11:30 AM
the guy is defo something else..... :biggrinodf:

Andio
18th January 2012, 01:48 PM
Love him to bits, he's a real character alright :biggrinodf:

Hustler
18th January 2012, 07:46 PM
21. Took a bullied truant back to school after encountering him outside the training complex, and promptly sat bully/bullied/teacher down and sorted it out.
22. Went to a pub just before christmas and left a grand behind the bar.
23. Went to Midnight Mass and left 200 pound in the collection pot.
24. Had his £100,000 maseratti painted black (was white)
25. Turned up at a school looking for the toilet, and then walked into the staff room
26. Gets substituted during a pre-season friendly for trying a back heel when clean through on goal
27. http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/886678-mario-balotelli-challenges-man-united-fan-to-punching-match-on-arcade-game

Amongst all the other stuff he has done, he seemed to go a bit cheap for the church!

lovejoy
23rd January 2012, 08:52 PM
Has been charged by the fa..........

muncherdave
23rd January 2012, 09:12 PM
Why always me he asks...

Martin71109
23rd January 2012, 10:07 PM
after watching the incident a few times, it looks intentional and a 4 game ban looks lenient!

Stran
23rd January 2012, 10:30 PM
after watching the incident a few times, it looks intentional and a 4 game ban looks lenient!

but not fair that lescott not getting charged though , both similar incidents

Dave Dart
24th January 2012, 12:07 AM
More money than sense........................................lol.. .........literally.........

muncherdave
24th January 2012, 05:16 PM
but not fair that lescott not getting charged though , both similar incidents

England international.

/conspiracy

lovejoy
24th January 2012, 05:18 PM
after watching the incident a few times, it looks intentional and a 4 game ban looks lenient!


but not fair that lescott not getting charged though , both similar incidents

It's because he's mario, I don't think any other pl player, apart from maybe Barton, wouldve been charged for that tbh.

muncherdave
24th January 2012, 11:19 PM
Mario Balotelli could be forced out of English football says his agent (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16711526.stm)

I don't see him in the Premiership for the long haul anyway, I expect he'll join AC Milan at some point

p.s. this thread really belongs in the other sports forum, I couldn't find it in here

aRoyalShark
25th January 2012, 04:50 AM
It's because he's mario, I don't think any other pl player, apart from maybe Barton, wouldve been charged for that tbh.

probably luis saurez :/

the english fa look waaaaaay too much into previous reputation of players, like you say had a jack wilshere or ANY SCUM/man utd player had done that not a thing would be done about it

matt
25th January 2012, 09:25 AM
It's because he's mario, I don't think any other pl player, apart from maybe Barton, wouldve been charged for that tbh.


probably luis saurez :/


And really, they bring it all on themselves. Hard to feel sorry for 'em.

muncherdave
25th January 2012, 10:37 PM
And really, they bring it all on themselves. Hard to feel sorry for 'em.

Seconded, especially Suarez

Steve Metalman
25th January 2012, 10:41 PM
p.s. this thread really belongs in the other sports forum, I couldn't find it in here

It is now :biggrinodf:

muncherdave
26th January 2012, 08:37 AM
thanking you!

JEDI
26th January 2012, 09:43 AM
it was the local tesco near me he payed for everyones fuel on the forecourt, i wasn't about at the time, the girls in the station told me when i went to put fuel in

Pieman
12th February 2012, 09:19 PM
What a hero